Joke Thread

[diyer2]

https://imgur.com/OyCDt6s

Unbelievable. 

[Grumpy Bear]

On 11/30/2024 at 7:42 PM, MaverickZ71 said:

 

Five

[MaverickZ71]

My wife got her debit card stolen, 

but they are spending less money than her, so I'm just going to let it ride.

[MaverickZ71]

[davester]

10 hours ago, diyer2 said:

https://imgur.com/OyCDt6s

Unbelievable. 

That's why you should warm up the engine before doing an oil change!

[Grumpy Bear]

3 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

 

Photo The Monkeys. Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork, Michael Nesmith

Referencing the Rolling Stones. Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood.

A song by Lennon-McCartney recorded by the Beatles. Ringo Starr and George Harrison rounding out the crew. 

 

Did know Dolenz is still touring? Iron man. 

 

 

Edited December 3, 2024 by Grumpy Bear

[MaverickZ71]

20 minutes ago, Grumpy Bear said:

 

Photo The Monkeys. Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork, Michael Nesmith

Referencing the Rolling Stones. Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood.

A song by Lennon-McCartney recorded by the Beatles. Ringo Starr and George Harrison rounding out the crew. 

 

Did know Dolenz is still touring? Iron man. 

 

 

 

By George (& John, Paul, and Ringo), I think he's got it. 

[MaverickZ71]

11 hours ago, diyer2 said:

https://imgur.com/OyCDt6s

Unbelievable. 

 

So many, many (Police Academy) thoughts come to mind:

1) Customboss (seemingly involved with the formulation of every motor oil since 1866) would probably say this is impossible if his recommended oil stocks and additive packs were used. 

2) Grumpybear would probably remind the owner to change his oil every 1000 miles from now on, and to use Purolator filters. 

3) This is exactly why I give up on a poop after 20 minutes. I'm usually done reading the neighbor's paper by then, anyway. 

Edited December 3, 2024 by MaverickZ71

[Grumpy Bear]

46 minutes ago, MaverickZ71 said:

 

So many, many (Police Academy) thoughts come to mind:

1) Customboss (seemingly involved with the formulation of every motor oil since 1866) would probably say this is impossible if his recommended oil stocks and additive packs were used. 

2) Grumpybear would probably remind the owner to change his oil every 1000 miles from now on, and to use Purolator filters. 

3) This is exactly why I give up on a poop after 20 minutes. I'm usually done reading the neighbor's paper by then, anyway. 

 

Depends on the oil and the service.  

[richard wysong]

You have to wonder what magic elixir caused the oil to congeal like that

[Grumpy Bear]

1 hour ago, richard wysong said:

You have to wonder what magic elixir caused the oil to congeal like that

 

I didn't open the link. The page wanted assurance that I was over 18 as "Information of a Sexual Nature" may be present. I found that repelling. 

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

9 hours ago, Grumpy Bear said:

 

I didn't open the link. The page wanted assurance that I was over 18 as "Information of a Sexual Nature" may be present. I found that repelling. 

 

Screen shot from the video of oil being PULLED out of the oilpan.

 

 

 

[MaverickZ71]

Started my OnlyFans account!

[MaverickZ71]