How do they know...

[Chief Smallfire]

It's like trailer parks and tornadoes.  There is some unexplainable attraction.  Or is it really an evil plot?

 

I had just finished washing my truck, and was taking some pix of the CB antenna I installed.  Then blammo...

 

 

If I were paranoid I'd swear that bird was aiming for me, but I know the b@st@rds have it in for my truck.  As I drive back roads I can hear the crows cawing "White Truck, White Truck!!!".  

 

So whadaya think?  Unexplainable attraction or EVIL Plot.

[antig24]

lol, evil plot :baa:

[Yont283]

hmm, I would have to say evil plot. I just washed my truck and a bird, no a hawk, took a huge sh*t on my truck. I will take a picture of it for you and post it sometime. It is huge!!

[RyanbabZ71]

My worst story

 

Washed the front fender was moving on to the side of the truck and BAM same thing like the pic above.  It was so bad the fender started smoking.  It was gross

[Jpshostr]

We don't even notice that anymore.  You'd be hard pressed to find a windshield on the place that a bird hasn't attacked.  All comes from our garage being open all the time and the machine shed open all day long, birds fly in and sit on the rafters and just have a hayday crapping all over everything in sight.  Not much a guy can do about it, we tried the fake owl thing, that lasted about three days.  Tried that goo, kept the birds out but dripped off all over the vehicles and machinery, so we ended up scraping it off.  Too scared to go bird hunting inside buildings with all the $$$ stuff we have stored in there.  All thats left is to put up with it.

[siume99]

I think that bird needs to work on its aim.  It missed your driving line of vision.  

[MountaineerTom]

We don't even notice that anymore.  You'd be hard pressed to find a windshield on the place that a bird hasn't attacked.  All comes from our garage being open all the time and the machine shed open all day long, birds fly in and sit on the rafters and just have a hayday crapping all over everything in sight.  Not much a guy can do about it, we tried the fake owl thing, that lasted about three days.  Tried that goo, kept the birds out but dripped off all over the vehicles and machinery, so we ended up scraping it off.  Too scared to go bird hunting inside buildings with all the $$$ stuff we have stored in there.  All thats left is to put up with it.

Bait them with some poisoned food up in the rafters.  That's what we did in the old aircraft hangar we worked in. About 100,000 square feet of pigeon free hagar.

[pacodiablo]

evil plot.  birds are attacking all GM vehicles!

[GreenRado]

Oh yeah, evil plot, no question!!!

 

"pilot to bombadier, pilot to bombadier!"  

 

There's nothing ?funnier than watching a Blue Heron take off, and needing to lighten the "load", and drop a 20-30 foot long "rope" of the stuff that covers a huge area!  You want to talk about a mess!  

[carguru]

It's an evil plot alright.  They always seem to know if you just washed or if you are riding with the top down.  I watched from my rearview mirror this morning as the couple in the 'stang conv. behind me gets bombed.  Got both driver and passenger.  The birds also tend to aim for my wife's Odyssey much more for some reason. ???

[CityTruck]

Bait them with some poisoned food up in the rafters.  That's what we did in the old aircraft hangar we worked in. About 100,000 square feet of pigeon free hangar.

Wouldn't you simply wind up with the bird attached to the bird poop all over the windshield  

[pipermaru9]

evil plot, no doubt about it.....

 

I have been fighting them for years

[CMNTMXR81]

You know, it has to be a conspiracy!!!

 

Where I park the truck next to the garage, there isn't a tree.  Yet somehow TWICE in the past two weeks they've managed to hit the truck.  Now you're probably thinking no big deal, the truck is pretty big and they can hit the hood, roof, etc....NOOOOOOOO, both times it has been on the driver's side, on the bed wall and the last time just under the window on the extended cab.  Not to mention this bird must've eaten another bird, cause this doody was huge!!

 

Point was, the difference in the air of hitting the side of the truck, and the ground was probably less than an inch, yet they managed to hit it both times!!!

 

HOW????  I'm hardly that accurate at 30 yards with my pistol at the range, yet these birds aren't even trying!!!

[sincityZ71]

lol, yeah I usually have that happen after I wash my truck.  But right now my truck is so dirty since I haven't washed it in over a month that birds avoid crapping on it and go after clean vehicles.

[siume99]

lol, yeah I usually have that happen after I wash my truck.  But right now my truck is so dirty since I haven't washed it in over a month that birds avoid crapping on it and go after clean vehicles.

Is this an evil plot by Sincity?  He freely admits it.  I think he's looking for more followers.  :angry: