getting into heaven

[bummed-n-Md]

In celebration of our 20th anniversary, my wife and I went to see Bill

Cosby the other night in a live show at a local venue.

There were about 1500 - 2000 people in attendance. He had everyone laughing

riotously for 2 full hours. Anyway he told one joke I just have to repeat here.

 

Enjoy…

 

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At the pearly gates, the welcoming spirit saw a group of newly

arriving sprits. There was a famous mathematician, a famous

philosopher and a couple who had been married 40+ years and had

died in a fire.

 

the spirit congratulated them all for making it this far and then told

them the final condition to get into heaven.

 

"here is how it works, I will give each of you a piece of paper and

you write down a question that you think God can not answer. If

God can not answer it, you get in."

 

the spirit then gave each a pen and paper and when all were done

writing down their questions he disappeared behind the gates.

 

he came back a while later and handed the mathematician his paper

and asked, "is the answer correct?" After looking at it the

mathematician said yes and the spirit gave him another piece of

paper.

 

He than handed the philosopher his and asked the same question.

The philosopher looked at it and finally said yes it was correct. he

also got another piece of paper.

 

the spirit then turned to the married couple and said "come on in."

 

the other two started to object and ask things like "what is it, do

you an affirmative action plan for old married couples or

something?"

 

the sprit looked at them and said "God could not answer their

question so they get in."

 

"wow, what was their questions?"

 

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the spirit said

 

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"when will our kids finally get their sh!t together?"

 

[95whtZR2]

LMAO, great man, happy anniversary(sp?)...

 

 

Tom