Crab Story

[Silverado4x4]

Department of Natural Resources Police walks up on a guy sitting at the shore line with a bushel full of crabs he ask the guy if he could see his crabs the guy said sure, after the officer looks in the basket he says to the guy hey those crabs are illegal so the guy says no sir these are my pet crabs the office says PET CRABS the guy says yeah I come down here every day to let them take a swim and when its time for them to come back I whistle and pat the water and they crawl back up and into the basket, so the officer says ok let me see this, he dumps the crabs in the water and 5 minutes go by and the officer says ok call them back, the guy says call what back the officer says the crabs call them back, the guy says what crabs.

[2000DV4.8]

 

That's awesome!

[-Devil-]

hehe i have heard that one before .. only with some fish and at a bayou ... and involving a game warden ...

[Darkanion]

This one kinda reminds of the "you gonna talk or you gonna fish?" joke.

 

The game warden couldn't figure out why Jack (a man of many fish but few words) always came home with a boat full of fish. The warden suspected foul play. So, he invited himself on a fishing trip with Jack, one day.

 

They boarded a small rowboat and began rowing toward the middle of the lake in question. After they finish rowing, Jack opens up his knapsack, pulls out a stick of dynamite, and lights the fuse.

 

"Now wait a minute here Jack," the game warden protests. "This type of business is strictly illegal!"

 

Jack calmly hands the game warden the stick of dynamite and says, "You gonna talk all day or you gonna fish?"

 

[General Lee 01]

Good 'uns!

 

 

 

 

 

.....But they kinda belong in the lighter side.

 

To the lighter side we go!

[Silverado4x4]

Ok sorry I keep forgetting about that section.

[Darkanion]

Heck, I hardly ever pay attention to the sections. I just click "view new posts" at the top and reply to whatever, wherever.