Whats The Worst Thing You Wife Or Gf Has Done Lately

[chevylobo]

mine was the kicker tonight . i come home from work and my gf has x mas tree up and liveing room decrated for x mas already. includeing a red nose on my deer on wall but we wont go into that lol .

 

she tells me her brother is comeing home from iraq and because she dident see him last x mas she wants to have a suprise x mas for him . ok im cool with that but did the whole house need to be decrated on nov 5 th for x mas lol . the best part hes comeing home nov 20th so why x mas hell so early. o and she has blinds openand tree lit allready for all the nabors to see

 

sorry it was a slight rant lol

[2000DV4.8]

It's barely past Halloween!

 

Sorry, can't contribute here, still single (and not exactly looking to change that any time soon, I hate drama ).

[RyanbabZ71]

earlier this summer my wife decided to surprise me and cut the grass. She was in the back and took the turn to wide (self propelled 38" cut zero turn mower) and went right through the fence. I had to finish cutting grass and repair a fence. I guess it was to much mower for her hehe

 

We still have our halloween ghost lights up.

[VMax2007]

Uhhh.....Me.

 

 

[thecraft]

 

 

Sorry, can't contribute here, still single (and not exactly looking to change that any time soon, I hate drama ).

x2

[2000DV4.8]

earlier this summer my wife decided to surprise me and cut the grass. She was in the back and took the turn to wide (self propelled 38" cut zero turn mower) and went right through the fence. I had to finish cutting grass and repair a fence. I guess it was to much mower for her hehe

 

2 stories about my Mom with the mower. One was at our old house, when I was about 3 or so. She decided to cut the grass while my dad was at work. We had a birch tree that leaned over really far at the bottom, then curved and went straight up. Well, somehow, she managed to run STRAIGHT into the tree, the mower rode up the slanted part, got to near vertical, and thankfully stalled out. She fell off the back. From what I've heard, my dad was a little surprised to find the lawn mower halfway up a birch tree.

 

Then a couple weeks ago, my dad walks in the house, and asks me if I ran into the shed with anything, a piece of molding was cracked. I told him I hadn't been in the back yard in a couple weeks. Then he asks my mom if she knew what happened. She goes "I don't think so... Oh wait, I hit it with the lawnmower. Just once though."

 

Like only hitting it once makes it any better. :lol

[thecraft]

earlier this summer my wife decided to surprise me and cut the grass. She was in the back and took the turn to wide (self propelled 38" cut zero turn mower) and went right through the fence. I had to finish cutting grass and repair a fence. I guess it was to much mower for her hehe

 

2 stories about my Mom with the mower. One was at our old house, when I was about 3 or so. She decided to cut the grass while my dad was at work. We had a birch tree that leaned over really far at the bottom, then curved and went straight up. Well, somehow, she managed to run STRAIGHT into the tree, the mower rode up the slanted part, got to near vertical, and thankfully stalled out. She fell off the back. From what I've heard, my dad was a little surprised to find the lawn mower halfway up a birch tree.

 

Then a couple weeks ago, my dad walks in the house, and asks me if I ran into the shed with anything, a piece of molding was cracked. I told him I hadn't been in the back yard in a couple weeks. Then he asks my mom if she knew what happened. She goes "I don't think so... Oh wait, I hit it with the lawnmower. Just once though."

 

Like only hitting it once makes it any better. :lol

 

You're talking about things your mom did in a thread asking about what your wife or girlfriend did?

[2000DV4.8]

earlier this summer my wife decided to surprise me and cut the grass. She was in the back and took the turn to wide (self propelled 38" cut zero turn mower) and went right through the fence. I had to finish cutting grass and repair a fence. I guess it was to much mower for her hehe

 

2 stories about my Mom with the mower. One was at our old house, when I was about 3 or so. She decided to cut the grass while my dad was at work. We had a birch tree that leaned over really far at the bottom, then curved and went straight up. Well, somehow, she managed to run STRAIGHT into the tree, the mower rode up the slanted part, got to near vertical, and thankfully stalled out. She fell off the back. From what I've heard, my dad was a little surprised to find the lawn mower halfway up a birch tree.

 

Then a couple weeks ago, my dad walks in the house, and asks me if I ran into the shed with anything, a piece of molding was cracked. I told him I hadn't been in the back yard in a couple weeks. Then he asks my mom if she knew what happened. She goes "I don't think so... Oh wait, I hit it with the lawnmower. Just once though."

 

Like only hitting it once makes it any better. :lol

 

You're talking about things your mom did in a thread asking about what your wife or girlfriend did?

 

 

 

The only female I've ever lived with...

 

 

You want a girlfriend story? Hm... My ex said she liked a dodge with a bunch of stick-on chrome better than my truck, because it was 'shinier'.

[dietz4ibanez]

earlier this summer my wife decided to surprise me and cut the grass. She was in the back and took the turn to wide (self propelled 38" cut zero turn mower) and went right through the fence. I had to finish cutting grass and repair a fence. I guess it was to much mower for her hehe

 

2 stories about my Mom with the mower. One was at our old house, when I was about 3 or so. She decided to cut the grass while my dad was at work. We had a birch tree that leaned over really far at the bottom, then curved and went straight up. Well, somehow, she managed to run STRAIGHT into the tree, the mower rode up the slanted part, got to near vertical, and thankfully stalled out. She fell off the back. From what I've heard, my dad was a little surprised to find the lawn mower halfway up a birch tree.

 

Then a couple weeks ago, my dad walks in the house, and asks me if I ran into the shed with anything, a piece of molding was cracked. I told him I hadn't been in the back yard in a couple weeks. Then he asks my mom if she knew what happened. She goes "I don't think so... Oh wait, I hit it with the lawnmower. Just once though."

 

Like only hitting it once makes it any better. :lol

 

You're talking about things your mom did in a thread asking about what your wife or girlfriend did?

 

 

 

 

He is gay... Remember his sig that he had the other day>? Gay

[thecraft]

You want a girlfriend story? Hm... My ex said she liked a dodge with a bunch of stick-on chrome better than my truck, because it was 'shinier'.

Good thing you got rid of her.

 

Did you at least get to tap it though?

[98silvz71]

earlier this summer my wife decided to surprise me and cut the grass. She was in the back and took the turn to wide (self propelled 38" cut zero turn mower) and went right through the fence. I had to finish cutting grass and repair a fence. I guess it was to much mower for her hehe

 

2 stories about my Mom with the mower. One was at our old house, when I was about 3 or so. She decided to cut the grass while my dad was at work. We had a birch tree that leaned over really far at the bottom, then curved and went straight up. Well, somehow, she managed to run STRAIGHT into the tree, the mower rode up the slanted part, got to near vertical, and thankfully stalled out. She fell off the back. From what I've heard, my dad was a little surprised to find the lawn mower halfway up a birch tree.

 

Then a couple weeks ago, my dad walks in the house, and asks me if I ran into the shed with anything, a piece of molding was cracked. I told him I hadn't been in the back yard in a couple weeks. Then he asks my mom if she knew what happened. She goes "I don't think so... Oh wait, I hit it with the lawnmower. Just once though."

 

Like only hitting it once makes it any better. :lol

 

You're talking about things your mom did in a thread asking about what your wife or girlfriend did?

 

 

 

 

He is gay... Remember his sig that he had the other day>? Gay

 

 

Dan? you gonna let that slide?

[2000DV4.8]

You want a girlfriend story? Hm... My ex said she liked a dodge with a bunch of stick-on chrome better than my truck, because it was 'shinier'.

Good thing you got rid of her.

 

Did you at least get to tap it though?

 

 

 

Chick's a prude...

 

She's actually one of my good friends though still, can't say too much bad about her.

 

 

Dan? you gonna let that slide?

 

It's not worth a comeback, he won't understand it.

[97SierraGMC]

oh snap!

[Jennabear]

I bought Justin a kegerator, then bought myself a Corsa

[superjim]

You want a girlfriend story? Hm... My ex said she liked a dodge with a bunch of stick-on chrome better than my truck, because it was 'shinier'.

 

 

Well, at least you are smart enough that she is now your "EX"