Vehicle Names Explained

[Zembonez]

Here is a partial list. Got any more?

 

AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.

BMW-Big Money Works.

* Brutal Money Waster.

* Bimbette Motor Weapon.

* Break My Window.

BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.

CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.

*Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.

DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.

*Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.

FIAT- Fikking Italian Attempt at Transportation.

*Fix it again, Tony!

FORD - First On Recall Day.

*Fixed Or Repaired Daily.

*First On Rust and Deterioration.

*Fix Or Repair Daily.

*Found On Road, Dead.

*Fast Only Rolling Downhill.

*Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.

HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.

HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.

OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.

*Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.

PONTIAC - Poor old Nigerian thinks its a Cadillac.

SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.

*Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

*Sorry Assed Auto Builders.

TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.

VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

*Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.

VW-Virtually Worthless.

[lbkthree]

I like the FIAT one, "Fix It Now, Tony".

[Zembonez]

I like the FIAT one, "Fix It Now, Tony".

AS IF it were actually possible to FIX a Fiat.

[ryan_hermanutz]

KIA- Killed In Accident

[VMax2007]

I like the FIAT one, "Fix It Now, Tony".

 

That would make it a FINT.

[tobias]

I like the FIAT one, "Fix It Now, Tony".

 

That would make it a FINT.

 

 

Are there lots of Italians in Michigan or something?

[carneyman]

Ford-F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge

[lbkthree]

I like the FIAT one, "Fix It Now, Tony".

 

That would make it a FINT.

 

 

Are there lots of Italians in Michigan or something?

 

 

oops. Maybe one day I can make a mistake and let it slip by you two. And for the Italian population of michigan, I don't really know if it is higher than average. I have learned one thing, I'm going to stop posting when I have a hangover.

[Guymoe]

Sorry but....VW= Hitler hotrod...

[Guymoe]

 

 

[MS3DALE]

 

Gee,I wonder what she is picking up off the floor?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Z71kris]

thats my kind of ride!

[pennzoil29]

Ford----f**king owner really dumb.

[thecraft]

Ford - For only retarded dumbasses.

[2000DV4.8]

The funny thing about the Fiat one is, when my parents had a Fiat back in the early 80s, the only mechanic that could figure the damn thing out was an old Italian guy named Tony.