25 Resons To Be Happy As A Man

[faisal]

1- a phone call ends after 30 sec.

 

2- you need 10 minutes to take a shower and be ready to go out

 

3- you need a littel bag for a 5 day trip

 

4- your friends doesnt care if you gane wight

 

5- hair saloons cant steal your money in front of your eyes

 

6-when watching TV you dont need to stop at each chanel to see that a person is craying

 

7-you dont need to cary a purse every time you go out

 

8-you can go to a puplic bathroom without an escort

 

9-your name wont change if you got married

 

10-you can leave the hotel room without cleaning it

 

12-if a friend forgot to invite you ...it wont be the end of your friendship

 

13-flowers slove's it all !!

 

14-3 pers pf shoes are too much

 

15- you wouldn be angry if any one doesnt notic your new hair cut

 

16- same mood all time

 

17-white hair isnt a problem(( this is for the old farts here))

 

18-you dont care if any one behind you was talking

 

19- TV remote is for you,and for you only

 

20- if you didnt call a friend in a whail..he wouldnt say that you changed

 

21-if someone apperd at a party with the same cloths as you have...you might end up friends !!

 

22- you have a complete fredom to have a moustache or dont

 

23- the same hair cut could stay for years or decadets

 

24- you are 34 and yet not married......so what!

 

25-all your face parts can keep there colors as is

 

 

 

 

and the last one

 

 

if you are old...very old..you can be young agine with just a littel pill.........or 2

[mr_bots]

Haha, so true.

[txab]

[BuckFeverZ]

15- you wouldn be angry if any one doesnt notic your new hair cut

 

I've heard daddy gets pissed!!

[tobias]

15- you wouldn be angry if any one doesnt notic your new hair cut

 

I've heard daddy gets pissed!!

 

 

Umm, you know I shave my head, right?

[geektoad]

15- you wouldn be angry if any one doesnt notic your new hair cut

 

I've heard daddy gets pissed!!

 

 

Umm, you know I shave my head, right?

 

 

er...i assumed that was the point of his joke...

[tobias]

15- you wouldn be angry if any one doesnt notic your new hair cut

 

I've heard daddy gets pissed!!

 

 

Umm, you know I shave my head, right?

 

 

er...i assumed that was the point of his joke...

 

 

5 or 23 would have lent to much better "jokes".

[matt3]

1- a phone call ends after 30 sec.

sometimes 25 sec.

2- you need 10 minutes to take a shower and be ready to go out

 

3- you need a littel bag for a 5 day trip

 

4- your friends doesnt care if you gane wight

but you laugh at him anyways

5- hair saloons cant steal your money in front of your eyes

 

6-when watching TV you dont need to stop at each chanel to see that a person is craying

unless her tits are showing

7-you dont need to cary a purse every time you go out

 

8-you can go to a puplic bathroom without an escort

or you can just piss in a bush

9-your name wont change if you got married

 

10-you can leave the hotel room without cleaning it

why would I clean it, it's job security for the maid

12-if a friend forgot to invite you ...it wont be the end of your friendship

 

13-flowers slove's it all !!

 

14-3 pers pf shoes are too much

street shoes, dress shoes, mow the yard shoes

15- you wouldn be angry if any one doesnt notic your new hair cut

 

16- same mood all time

grouchy, grumpy, tired/ lazy

17-white hair isnt a problem(( this is for the old farts here))

looks distinguished

18-you dont care if any one behind you was talking

just fart and they will leave

19- TV remote is for you,and for you only

YES, YES, AND YES

20- if you didnt call a friend in a whail..he wouldnt say that you changed

 

21-if someone apperd at a party with the same cloths as you have...you might end up friends !!

PROBABLY

22- you have a complete fredom to have a moustache or dont

 

23- the same hair cut could stay for years or decadets

 

24- you are 34 and yet not married......so what!

as long as your getting some

25-all your face parts can keep there colors as is

 

 

 

 

and the last one

 

 

if you are old...very old..you can be young agine with just a littel pill.........or 2

 

Couple of add ons.

[BuckFeverZ]

15- you wouldn be angry if any one doesnt notic your new hair cut

 

I've heard daddy gets pissed!!

 

 

Umm, you know I shave my head, right?

 

 

[faisal]

15- you wouldn be angry if any one doesnt notic your new hair cut

 

I've heard daddy gets pissed!!

 

 

Umm, you know I shave my head, right?

 

 

 

 

 

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