Dodge owner

[mrowe8]

I was out washing the new Avalanche on Saturday when some door to door meat/farm saleswoman pulled up in front of my house.  She opened her sales pitch by saying how great my truck looked.........then she said she was going to buy one until she found out they couldn't go offroad......so she bought her Dodge Ram instead.  Then she asked me to buy her product.  I told her I was going to buy some of her steaks until I found out they taste like sh%t so I decided to buy King Soopers steaks instead.  The look on her face was awesome.

[chevy4x4trucks]

Sweet, insulting the customer is not a good sales pitch.  And who says that an AVY can go offroad, you should've hooked a tow strap up to her dodge and dragged it through a trail.

[gandolphxx]

Another candidate for the "I am stupid" sign.

[NewbieZ71]

Let me get this straight....you got a woman who comes to your house and asks if you want to buy her meat?  Man I love this country.

[mrowe8]

When you put it like that it makes me think I screwed up by sending her away without me buying anything