blonde and her car

By sincityZ71
March 9, 2002 in The Off-Topic Bar

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sincityZ71

Posted March 9, 2002

THE REAL BLONDE

A blonde pushes her car into a gas station.

She tells the mechanic, "It died."

After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.

She says: "What's the story?"

He replies: "Just crap in the carburetor."

She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

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