JOTD: And the Winner is....

[Bad Bowtie2]

A woman took her baby boy to the doctor because he had a bad case of the hiccups.

 

The doctor told her to take the baby home and tie a blue ribbon on his private. She did and he stopped the hiccups!!

 

Later that night her husband came home drunk passed out then started snoring so she tied the blue ribbon on his private.

 

He stopped snoring but started back a little while later.

So she was going to try it again but she only had a piece of red ribbon. So she tied it on him and he shut up for the rest of the night.

The next morning when he woke up his wife ask him, "Just where were you last night"?

The guy looked down at himself and said "I'm not sure- But I do know I won first and second prize".

 

[99silveradoz71]

haha