JOTD: The Black Bra (as told by 3 diff women)

[Bad Bowtie2]

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been Married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided To amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

(Visiting hours are Wednesday & Thursday 7:00pm to 9:00pm. Husband's Funeral is Friday.)

[KMGZ400]

where do you find this stuff?

[99silveradoz71]

Ha

[Bad Bowtie2]

where do you find this stuff?

 

I'm on SEVERAL other forums...... That's all I'm saying.

[8.1HD/ALLISON]

lol