Anybody know somebody like this....?

servantsalesmen · February 1, 2015

As for knowing the bs story teller, I definitely know a few. One of them I have known for years. Recently he told a story of beating up a kid over road rage. so this bs'er we'll call Bob, drives a 2008 mustang that his parents bought for him. Kid has never worked for anything in his life. One day at work Bob tells me that he got into a fight because he cut some dude off. he claims the guy he cut off came at him with a bat. Bob beats the guy so badly (without a weapon) that he goes to the hospital with broken bones. Bob is not a buff guy by any means and Bob also has no marks on his hands and didn't get in trouble when the cops showed and the ambulance took the guy away. The only proof of this event is a big bruise Bob had on his leg from the bat.

So I think Bob probably just fell on his leg on some ice and decided he needed to be a big macho man!

Rik2014SilveradoZ71 · February 28, 2015

Everyone knows someone like that. A guy at my work told all of us how he was going to Vegas for his two weeks of vacation. He texted us all week about what a great time he was having. He met more then one girl and banged them all. We asked him to send us pics of the girls and Vegas. He claimed his camera on his phone wasn't working properly. That very night myself and 2 others from my job went to the liquor store to get beer. We ran into "Mr Vegas" at the store with two bottles of vodka in his hand. The store owner told us he has been in almost every night that week. Sad. We don't even bring it up to him its so sad.

blackout07 · February 28, 2015

There are some great stories in here. I have zero tolerance for such people and their tales and will put them on trial right then and there.

Skeeter McSkeet · March 4, 2015

Just heard a couple dandys today from a guy I went to college with.

1. He saw a cat kill a Rottweiler by jumping on it's head/neck/shoulder area, and scratching it to death. Claimed it latched on so the rotty couldn't get a bite on it.....or shake it off, I forgot that breed has no strength.

2. He is a certified dog trainer....I asked if his dogs still poop in the house....he replied yes.

That guy...

-Skeet