Blonde.... Shorty

[General Lee 01]

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

 

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.

 

"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"

[General Lee 01]

Another sorty....

 

 

A boss calls one of his employees to his office to disscuss his early departure yesterday.

 

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

 

"Yes, Sir," the new employee replied.

 

"Oh good, I just wanted to be sure," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"

[General Lee 01]

Another one... Lamaze Class

 

 

 

 

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

 

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

 

The room suddenly got quiet.

 

Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

 

"Yes?" replied the teacher.

 

"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

[99silveradoz71]

A trio of good ones there

[antig24]

[J's 92]