Why rednecks are not paramedics.

[Wingnut]

A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. Billy Bob's voice comes back on the line. "Okay, now what???"

[Cool Zr2]

LMAO, that is funny.

[99silveradoz71]

Haha, that ain't right

[sincityZ71]

Haha...so wrong...but so funny

[rascal]

fairly stupid joke. speaking from some body from TN, come on who would bring a cell phone hunting!

[swilliams1005]

 

Funny,, but wrong

[SnakeEyeSS]

oh wing, that's old.......someone move it to the correct forum.....wing, you should know better, YOUR a mod.......

[sleepur606]

Not to be mean or anything, as wing is a mod and I'm a newbie...but the post RIGHT BEFORE THIS ONE is the same joke...sorry, kinda funny

[Wingnut]

Did you read the timestamp on the other one?

 

Mar 29 2005, 01:58 PM

 

It was posted a few hours after this one. Back in March.

 

But hey...It's all about the lighter side of trucks, and we don't care who posts it, or when, as long as you bring the funny.

 

 

[zippy]

now that is just a damn good joke.

[#8trx450r]

Very funny s**t right there