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Why rednecks are not paramedics.


Wingnut

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A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. Billy Bob's voice comes back on the line. "Okay, now what???"

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Did you read the timestamp on the other one?

 

Mar 29 2005, 01:58 PM

 

It was posted a few hours after this one. Back in March.

 

But hey...It's all about the lighter side of trucks, and we don't care who posts it, or when, as long as you bring the funny. :cheers:

 

 

:D

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