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So I'm coming home from a night out with my chick. When on the way home a deer jumps out in front of me, smacking it with the front passenger side of my truck. I know I need at least a bumper new fog light new head light and what ever brackets and everything else that is in that mess. I wish it was open season on those b*tches around here all year. :sigh:

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So I'm coming home from a night out with my chick. When on the way home a deer jumps out in front of me, smacking it with the front passenger side of my truck. I know I need at least a bumper new fog light new head light and what ever brackets and everything else that is in that mess. I wish it was open season on those b*tches around here all year. :sigh:

That sucks!

 

You know we need pictures.

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So I'm coming home from a night out with my chick. When on the way home a deer jumps out in front of me, smacking it with the front passenger side of my truck. I know I need at least a bumper new fog light new head light and what ever brackets and everything else that is in that mess. I wish it was open season on those b*tches around here all year. :sigh:

 

She didn't hit her head on the steering wheel I hope? :D:lol::lol:

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Sucks man, but you are OK, truck can be fixed.

 

So I'm coming home from a night out with my chick. When on the way home a deer jumps out in front of me, smacking it with the front passenger side of my truck. I know I need at least a bumper new fog light new head light and what ever brackets and everything else that is in that mess. I wish it was open season on those b*tches around here all year. :sigh:

 

She didn't hit her head on the steering wheel I hope? :D:lol::lol:

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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So I'm coming home from a night out with my chick. When on the way home a deer jumps out in front of me, smacking it with the front passenger side of my truck. I know I need at least a bumper new fog light new head light and what ever brackets and everything else that is in that mess. I wish it was open season on those b*tches around here all year. :sigh:

 

Your problem is thay you should've stayed the night at her place.

 

Here that works:

 

Overnight sex with chick = no deer collision

 

:D

 

Seriously though that sucks about the deer strike.

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So I'm coming home from a night out with my chick. When on the way home a deer jumps out in front of me, smacking it with the front passenger side of my truck. I know I need at least a bumper new fog light new head light and what ever brackets and everything else that is in that mess. I wish it was open season on those b*tches around here all year. :sigh:

 

Your problem is thay you should've stayed the night at her place.

 

Here that works:

 

Overnight sex with chick = no deer collision

 

:D

 

Seriously though that sucks about the deer strike.

 

 

well that would be good, however we both live in the same town about 5 minutes away from each other and we have to drive 40 minutes to go out. We live in kinda a small town. Just so small we only got a Wal-mart 6 months ago

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Luckily here we have coyotes and 'possums.They only make a mess on the road when smack 'em,usually no damage

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It seems like I see a dead deer on the road more and more. Just this past week, I've noticed 4 of them on about a 12 mile stretch of high way. It's bad enough you have to worry about the jerk-offs in the other lane, but now you have to keep one eye on the side of the road. Glad to hear no one was hurt.

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It seems like I see a dead deer on the road more and more. Just this past week, I've noticed 4 of them on about a 12 mile stretch of high way. It's bad enough you have to worry about the jerk-offs in the other lane, but now you have to keep one eye on the side of the road. Glad to hear no one was hurt.

 

You can get electronic deer whistles installed in your rig that ensure the deer hear you coming before they dash in front of you. I have them on my bikes, annoys the crap out of me and the deer still run in front of you. They just die with an earache.

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About 22 or 23 years ago, I had a nice size buck ram the side of my truck. Was coming home, at night, from a house I was building in the country. Never saw the thing. Just heard/felt a tremendous THUD right behind my driver's door. Got out with a light, there he was, dazed as could be. Good 10 pt. rack. Guess he was chasing a doe and forgot to look both ways. :sigh: Pretty good dent in my bed sidewall.

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and will a HD bumper fit on my truck?

Yes....And no....The bumper bar itself is the same and will fit,however the end caps,lower deflector,and some of the brackets & braces will not.

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and will a HD bumper fit on my truck?

Yes....And no....The bumper bar itself is the same and will fit,however the end caps,lower deflector,and some of the brackets & braces will not.

 

 

 

Rich, he has a Sierra. :sigh:

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and will a HD bumper fit on my truck?

Yes....And no....The bumper bar itself is the same and will fit,however the end caps,lower deflector,and some of the brackets & braces will not.

 

 

 

Rich, he has a Sierra. :sigh:

 

 

+1. Rich, you're slippin'. Must be the thought of one day buying those Cannons getting to ya. :D

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