Joke Thread

[diyer2]

 

[diyer2]

 

[diyer2]

 

[customboss]

[customboss]

[Donstar]

[Donstar]

Edited February 19, 2025 by Donstar
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[customboss]

Lately we are observing a new technique for cutting government and negotiating with Russian aggression. 
Get used to it: 

Word of the day: Enshitification

[Grumpy Bear]

3 hours ago, customboss said:

Lately we are observing a new technique for cutting government and negotiating with Russian aggression. 
Get used to it: 

Word of the day: Enshitification

 

Out right mendacious! 

 

Okay, already used that one on Stan.   

[Donstar]

17 hours ago, customboss said:

Lately we are observing a new technique for cutting government and negotiating with Russian aggression. 
Get used to it: 

Word of the day: Enshitification

At first, I was wondering why this appeared on the Joke thread...  then I chuckled.  We elevate an activity or "technique"  by giving it a name we have to look up.  As kids, one of the first words we independently looked up in our hard copy dictionaries was "flatulate".  Seeing the words fart or anus in print would bring chuckles.  When you dove deeper, and searched the word anus, you stumbled upon words often used to describe a person, place or thing in language everyone understands.    

[customboss]

17 minutes ago, Donstar said:

At first, I was wondering why this appeared on the Joke thread...  then I chuckled.  We elevate an activity or "technique"  by giving it a name we have to look up.  As kids, one of the first words we independently looked up in our hard copy dictionaries was "flatulate".  Seeing the words fart or anus in print would bring chuckles.  When you dove deeper, and searched the word anus, you stumbled upon words often used to describe a person, place or thing in language everyone understands.    

I’m sneaky that way Teach! 

[KARNUT]

I like words and phrases too. Peace, prosperity, drill, accountability and my favorite releasing hostages. New words and phrases of late. And that’s no joke. 

[customboss]

2 minutes ago, KARNUT said:

I like words and phrases too. Peace, prosperity, drill, accountability and my favorite releasing hostages. New words and phrases of late. And that’s no joke. 

Nevermind 

[KARNUT]

26 minutes ago, customboss said:

Nevermind 

I know what you’re thinking. I’m learning to be sneaky. It’s new for me. I lived in a family business bubble. Direct and to the point. I’m learning.

[customboss]

9 minutes ago, KARNUT said:

I know what you’re thinking. I’m learning to be sneaky. It’s new for me. I lived in a family business bubble. Direct and to the point. I’m learning.

Clever and reading the audience is a skill that even our current commander in chief is excellent at. Unless he chooses to ignore it for effect.