Joke Thread

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

All loaded. Doors always unlocked. Windows usually rolled down. Nothing ever stolen. Fistfights after school, usually over girls. Nobody ever thought about shooting anybody, ever.

 

Edited July 7, 2024 by MaverickZ71

[MaverickZ71]

Not to brag, but I just got hired as a fitness model.

 

They hired me as the "Before" picture.

Edited July 7, 2024 by MaverickZ71

[customboss]

[customboss]

Hey MaverickZ71 keep posting stupid MAGA crap and I’ll help balance your ignorant ass. There’s no “fair and balanced” moderating here,just throwing txab to the dogs in the hot seat ….. so here’s some self help for the site when I can. 

Edited July 7, 2024 by customboss

[txab]

Ok. Lets lay off on the political stuff. While it's all funny, site rules say no politics. So lets find some other things.

 

No pissing matches of posting

 

No personal attacks on other members either.

 

I left one of each of yours that is reasonable. Don't think that this happen going forward

 

 

Edited July 8, 2024 by txab

[customboss]

oh PLEEZ leave this one up, it’s FUNNY. 
 

[txab]

It is funny. That's one of Trumps problems he talks too much sometimes and gets himself in trouble over stuff he never should have spoken of

[customboss]

True on all political sides. The people willing to serve aren’t always our best and brightest. 

[KARNUT]

3 minutes ago, customboss said:

True on all political sides. The people willing to serve aren’t always our best and brightest. 

Yea you have to be pretty stupid to make a billion dollars. And then spend or loose your net worth serving your country. And then come back for more. 

[txab]

Joke thread guys. I'd like to say something else too, but need to keep it kinda tight to topic. It's easy to stray I know

[customboss]

39 minutes ago, KARNUT said:

Yea you have to be pretty stupid to make a billion dollars. And then spend or loose your net worth serving your country. And then come back for more. 

We agree. 

[txab]

Edited July 8, 2024 by txab

[txab]

[sk]

On 7/7/2024 at 4:43 PM, MaverickZ71 said:

 

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits ....