Joke Thread

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This new groom must be an engineer. 

 

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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. 

 

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A man rode up to the U.S. border on his motorcycle with two large bags on his shoulders.

 

The guard stopped him and asked, “What's in the bags?”

 

He told the border guard that the bags are full of sand, but the guard didn't believe him.

 

The guard detained the guy, and ripped open the bags, but there was nothing but sand.

 

He even had the sand analyzed, only to find that it really was just sand. 

 

Two days later, the same thing happened. And then it happened again, two days after that. Every time, that guy on the motorcycle carried nothing but sand.

 

This goes on for seven years. It drove the border guard insane. 

He eventually lost his job because of it.

 

One day, he tracked the man down and said to him, “I’m no longer a border guard, but I have to know, “What is it that you’re smuggling? Because, I know you’re smuggling something.”

 

The man smiled at him and said, “Motorcycles.”

 

Moral of the story:

Don't spend all your time and energy focused on distractions. Stand back a little and look at the big picture of what is actually happening around you.

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Gordon Ramsey got nothin on me. 

 

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God Bless

 

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Redneck fire alarm. 

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