Prison Vs Work

[Mikeee]

Work Versus Prison

 

IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

 

IN PRISON...You get three meals a day. AT WORK...You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

 

IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

 

IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

 

IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 

IN PRISON...You get your own toilet. AT WORK...You have to share.

 

IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

 

IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

 

IN PRISON...You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

 

IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...They are called supervisors.

 

IN PRISON...You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. AT WORK...You get fired if you get caught.

[dietz4ibanez]

Well I dont work in an office I work outside all day and when the weather is nasty I dont work.. But when I had an office I would daily find myself taking like a 2 hour crap... I would fall asleep, really helped the day go by quick...

 

If I planned it just right I would be in the bathroom right before lunch and than once I walked out it was time for lunch and no one that I know serioulsy gets alot done after lunch but slacks off...

So in that situation it worked out for me...

 

 

I am not a shy person but I dont know about taking a dump in front of other inmates or wiping would be fun!

[VMax2007]

At work: You get to ogle and hit on the hot secretary...In Prison: You ARE the hot secretary.

[Zembonez]

WOW... I'll still take my worst day at work over any day in prison.

 

I work 4 days a week and those days aren't EXACTLY tough! Took me years to get here though.

[carneyman]

WOW... I'll still take my worst day at work over any day in prison.

 

I work 4 days a week and those days aren't EXACTLY tough! Took me years to get here though.

 

Threadjack!!

 

Speaking of your work, you buy cars right? Say, cars without titles, licenseplates, etc?

 

 

J/k about the last part though...but seriously, without them?

[thecraft]

That's why I'll never work in an office, I'd rather starve to death.

[Zembonez]

WOW... I'll still take my worst day at work over any day in prison.

 

I work 4 days a week and those days aren't EXACTLY tough! Took me years to get here though.

 

Threadjack!!

 

Speaking of your work, you buy cars right? Say, cars without titles, licenseplates, etc?

 

 

J/k about the last part though...but seriously, without them?

 

Well it wasn't totally a threadjacking until YOU chimed in! I buy 2000 and newer vehicles... about 200 of them a month. They DO have to have legit paperwork though.

 

Taking this back to the original poet... I am allergic to prison! I sure as hell will never do anything to go there.

[wlvrn1215]

Thats funny...I work in a fed. prison.

[wlvrn1215]

oops ...double post

[Mikeee]

WOW... I'll still take my worst day at work over any day in prison.

 

I work 4 days a week and those days aren't EXACTLY tough! Took me years to get here though.

Let's figure here a little.

3713 posts.

Divided by 4.

That's 928.25 posts in 4 days.

Yep, that is not "EXACTLY tough".