Dream Job

[Bad Bowtie2]

A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!"

The man said, "You're bullsh!tting me man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Yeah... well, you started it."

 

[kstruckcountry]

lol

[JrocK817]

haha!

[txab]

[Chris]

I wish jobs like that happened. But I would be fired within a few days

[99silveradoz71]

Oh my

[ATMINF]

My dream job would be to bonk people in the head with a wiffle ball bat when they are being, dumb, stupid, arrogant, (generally bad) and not get into trouble. This way they only feel a little pain, and a lot of embarrassment!

 

[Chris]

If still inflict pain with a wiffle bat. Is have a high budget for broken bats

 

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[&CDFiXER%]

lmao!

[ATMINF]

I would be like homey the clown with the bat. Someone says something stupid, bam with the wiffile ball bat upside their head!

[SarahsGMC]

I hit my bro in the face with a wooden bat once

 

 

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[Chris]

Domestic violence is never funny

 

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[SarahsGMC]

we were like 4 and 6 years old i threw it and he was running and it caught him

[BlackZ71Silverado]

I would be like homey the clown with the bat. Someone says something stupid, bam with the wiffile ball bat upside their head!

 

After that statement, you may want to "bonk" yourself in the head.

[ATMINF]

You know the image popped in your head and started laughing!