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Stupid Stacks


doverarjim

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There is a guy running around here in a red Dodge 2500 Cummins, probably '07-'09 that has stacks like the white one from the OP but they are probably a good 3 ft, maybe more, above the cab.

 

 

It is the most awful looking thing ever and everywhere he goes he floors it and trying to put out as much black smoke as he can.



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You want to see stacks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come up to the Bakken oilfield in western North Dakota eastern Montana. I don't think you can pull onto a rig site without stacks.

 

One of the forums up here actually have a contest you get points for all the added stuff on the pickups with a cellphone pic. They call it Bakken Points. It's pretty hilarious.

 

The Official Super Duper Awesomely Accessorized Oil Field Truck Trading Card

50 points - double smoke stacks
75 points - single huge smoke stack
50points - extra if photo is taken when black smoke is coming out of pipes
25points - for insanely oversized exhaust tip
10 points - for each inch of lift (can approximate)
10 points - for bug deflector, add 10 more points if it's painted or has a sticker on it
10 points - for every non factory light added to the truck
10 points - for every random sticker in a window
10 points- for every woman silhouette sticker
10 points - for every set of flames on it
10 points - for custom reciever hitch
10 points - for balls hanging from it
15 points - for actual nuts (like nuts & bolts nuts)
10 points- for each piece of chrome added (does not include bumpers & grilles)
20points - for grille or bumper guard
20 points - for custom grille
20points - for hood scoops
20 points - for custome wheels
20 points - for oversized knobby tires that rub the inside of the fender wells on corners
20points - for customized lug nuts
25 points - for visible custom suspension & shocks
25 points - for a large oil field slogan or full window TAPOUT decal
25 points - for big ass bridge whipper CB radio antenna
25points - added for each additional big useless antenna
25 points - for personalized plates
50 points - for personalized plates with oilfield slogan
50 points - if truck is parked illegally
50 points - for vomit on or near truck
50 points - if truck is photographed in a strip club parking lot
50 points - if you can get the owner to pose with his machine
75 points - if a backpage.com prostitute is getting in or out of the truck
75 points - if truck is photographed stuck in the ditch, 25 bonus points if its on its side
75 points - if truck is pulled over by police 50 bonus points if
owner is handcuffed
75 points - if owner is in photo wearing sunglasses with white frames

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