How Many Rolls of TP

[CapnDean]

Happy Halloween everybody:

 

My Daughter is 16 and it's homecoming week.  There is enough toilet paper in the trees at my house to take care of an army.

 

How did the little weasels get so much of it, up into the branches so high....without even waking the dog!

 

Oh well:  At least no flaming bags of dog doo-doo.

 

Capn

 

 

I dunno.

[chevy4x4trucks]

I hate it when that happens.  I guess I just wasn't popular enough for it to happen to me.  I can say that I'm not dissapointed.  I should've taken a picture of neighbors house after they got it a few years ago.  They didn't have any big trees so they wrapped the house and there cars.  It was so funny.

[Shaners]

LOL!!!  

[Jpshostr]

6.5' or 8' bed?

 

[RyanbabZ71]

i almost got it once they got the wrong house.  Lucky i played a wintersport (bball) and teepeeing wasnt a good (fun) thing to do when its cold

 

My cousin got his done every weekend.  Good thing when we would go fishing they always left unrolled rolls. So we would take em with hehe

[pacodiablo]

TP + eggs + poopoo = funny

[MadFish]

I never had it done to my house. But, I have seen some good ones on the paper routes I used to work on. The one I remember the most, the kids got 3 houses in one. The got 2 houses next door to each other and the one across the street. They had made a wall of tp across the street to the other house. I wouls say around 50 rolls were used.

 

Another one, the kids surrand wraped the guys cars bushes, Basketball goal and front porch. They had shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, and eggs all over everything. The guy that got hit finally got tired of it and moved out.

[chevy4x4trucks]

I can say that I've thought of making a device that would allow you to dispense up to 10 rolls to wrap around someone's house

 

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It's a simple device, never field tested, but I think it would be very effective for wrapping houses in a single pass

[pacodiablo]

you would need something to keep the TP from stacking too close

[chevy4x4trucks]

I know, that why you use a pice of wood, donut in shape, you put it between the rolls.  The same way that your tp dispenser at home works, w/ the end caps.

[brax71]

Wasn't it "Axel Foley" in Beverly Hills Cop who said something to the effect of "in my younger years i may have bent a law or two..."

 

well, my friends and i had a personal record of 218 rolls into one yard.  we got caught, ran waited 30 minutes and came back 3 times that evening.  lots of fun -- no harm intended or done.

 

it was a girl from church and on sunday morning, they had a poster with pictures of the "damage."  

[chevy4x4trucks]

around here you can't get away w/ that, cops will give you a ticket when you buy a bunch of tp.  Something like intent to TP.  But, there's a way around it.  You just order a case from grainger, besides it's cheaper.

[brax71]

But officer, i was just going to the chili cook-off...  honest!!!

[RyanbabZ71]

fUNNIEST THING I SEEN was my cousins neighbor got his car totally shrink wrapped.  He stood there trying to figure out how to get in.  

 

Also in my gfs town (city away from me) if your going to TP someone you call the police (wierd huh) to let them know and they wont issue a fine or hassle you.  They know its all in fun

 

 

 

[chevy4x4trucks]

Quote from RyanbabZ71, posted on Nov. 02 2001,08:50

Also in my gfs town (city away from me) if your going to TP someone you call the police (wierd huh) to let them know and they wont issue a fine or hassle you.  They know its all in fun

 

 

well that's definetly a nice city to live in, here the cops are big jerks about everything.  We've got one of those police forces that will just bust you for driving while being under 20.  Cops run my plates and follow me all the time.  Nothing about my truck is illegal and I don't drive crazy all the time.  They'll just follow me because they think I'm going to do something wrong.  Which is fine becuase I just head home and let the guy across the street see the cop follow me.  Then the cop won't hassle me.  It's one of the advantages of having your neighbor be the chief of police. (But trust me, there are many disadvantages as well)