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I bought a new Silverado 4X4 and I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. Life is good. We have been together for years and I finally popped the question. Yeah, can you believe it. My fiance is getting ready for the wedding, making the plans and so forth. We have been together for 2 years. During those two years there has only been one problem. Her sister. Her younger, smaller, more attractive sister. She always seems to be bending over in front of me. She always wears these small skirts or short dresses, so that when she bends over I always can get a glance. I think she is doing this on purpose. How can she do this to her own sister. But I love my fiance dearly and I am confused on what I should do about this situation.

 

One day, I drive my truck over to her house and I am waiting on my bride to be. Her sister comes up to me and confesses that she has been in love with me for a very long time and she said she wanted to have sex with me that one last time before I got married. She said that if I wanted to have a good time to follow her upstairs. Then she quickly ran up stairs.

 

I didn't know what to do. I was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. I got up and did the only thing that I knew to do. I ran outside the house.

 

When I got outside. All of my fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that I passed the test and they were glad to have me apart of the story.

 

..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your truck.

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I bought a new Silverado 4X4 and I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. Life is good. We have been together for years and I finally popped the question. Yeah, can you believe it. My fiance is getting ready for the wedding, making the plans and so forth. We have been together for 2 years. During those two years there has only been one problem. Her sister. Her younger, smaller, more attractive sister. She always seems to be bending over in front of me. She always wears these small skirts or short dresses, so that when she bends over I always can get a glance. I think she is doing this on purpose. How can she do this to her own sister. But I love my fiance dearly and I am confused on what I should do about this situation.

 

One day, I drive my truck over to her house and I am waiting on my bride to be. Her sister comes up to me and confesses that she has been in love with me for a very long time and she said she wanted to have sex with me that one last time before I got married. She said that if I wanted to have a good time to follow her upstairs. Then she quickly ran up stairs.

 

I didn't know what to do. I was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. I got up and did the only thing that I knew to do. I ran outside the house.

 

When I got outside. All of my fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that I passed the test and they were glad to have me apart of the story.

 

..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your truck.

 

 

Congrats...........Now half of everything will belong to her, welcome to the club :lol::thumbs:

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I was thinking test myself.

 

Congrats on the new truck.

 

And hopefully the new wife. Sister n Law sounds like she'd gonna be a handful.

 

I hope she doesn't surprise you with another test after the wedding.

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