Joke Thread

[customboss]

 

[txab]

[customboss]

 

[customboss]

 

[customboss]

Enjoy the snow this year. 
 

 

[customboss]

https://youtu.be/FFdtdVJYmxU?si=oGIm94Pg8A8phG-N

Edited November 18, 2025 by customboss

[diyer2]

True?

[customboss]

proper use for 6.2 maybe? 
 

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/hireleku_i-spent-380-on-gas-last-month-for-one-car-activity-7396917709566857216-QUSB?utm_medium=ios_app&rcm=ACoAAFR6sR4BXKG5sGwyNig_mItmi9DQw9AdSxU&utm_source=social_share_video_v2&utm_campaign=copy_link

[StingerZ16]

That's just scary. That's what that is.

[txab]

[customboss]

[customboss]

Heavy metal . Yes that dude standing up outta top of cabin is spotting wings and clearing turns. It’s big. 
 

 

 

[customboss]

FRIED CHICKEN FLIGHT!!!

 

 UPS MD-11 bird strike on takeoff at SDF 138

birds picked up off runway. Comes back around and lands. Note quite a few stuck on nose. 

 

[customboss]

Hey if you need to go to the big game and don’t have tickets……find a guy with a plane and some USN SEALS TO GUIDE YOU IN. 

 

 

[Donstar]

Stay in shape.........  Exercises that don’t require physical effort . !

 

01) Beating around the bush…

02) Jumping to conclusions…

03) Climbing up the wall…

04) Swallowing your pride…

05) Passing the buck…

06) Throwing your weight around…

07) Dragging your feet…

08) Pushing your luck…

09) Making mountains out of molehills…

10) Hitting the nail on the head…

11) Wading through paperwork…

12) Bending over backwards…

13) Jumping on the bandwagon…

14) Balancing the books…

15) Running in circles…

16) Eating crow…

17) Blowing your own horn…

18) Climbing the ladder of success…

19) Pulling out all the stops…

20) Adding fuel to the fire…

21) Opening a can of worms…

22) Putting your foot in your mouth…

23) Getting the ball rolling…

24) Going the extra mile or going over the edge…

25) Picking up the pieces...

 

Above all, keep away from kicking the bucket!  Was falling off the wagon to be on the list!?