Joke Thread

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

Back when I was still drinking, It used to be Christmas tradition for my family to go to the pub, come home after a few hours and deck the halls. 

 

I'm surprised the Halls continued living next door to us for as long as they did.

 

[MaverickZ71]

[diyer2]

 

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

I left the bar last night walking with one foot on the road and one foot on the curb for about 50 yards when a cop stopped me, and asked if I was drunk.

I said, "Thank God, I thought I was crippled!

[MaverickZ71]

[diyer2]

 

[customboss]

5 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

If either lie is true I’ll be happy! 

[richard wysong]

6 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

I like the truck, 5 window cab

[customboss]

3 minutes ago, richard wysong said:

I like the truck, 5 window cab

International? 

[richard wysong]

Don't know, I was trying to make out the insignia on the hubcap but have old age eyes

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]