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After he dies, Vladimir Putin finds himself standing in a giant lake filled with blood.
The blood reaches all the way up to the Russian dictator’s neck, so much so that he has trouble staying above it and breathing.
He looks around and sees that next to him is Joseph Stalin. Stalin is standing with blood only up to his waist, calmly smoking a pipe.
”This is completely unfair,” says Vlad. “Osip, you murdered millions of people, and I am only responsible for the death of a few hundred thousand. Why am I nearly drowning, all the way up to my neck in blood, and you only have blood up to your waist?”
Stalin removes the pipe from his mouth, then waits a few seconds before responding.
”My dear Volodya,” he says. “I am standing on the shoulders of Lenin.”

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Viktor Orban, Marine Le Pen, Paul Manafort and DJT all go out to a bar. Who picks up the tab?
Vladimir Putin.

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Let's stay away from racism and anti semitism in remarks. A post was removed

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