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L29er Senior Enthusiast

L29er

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I would do a wider poll but there are probly sooooo many ways to open and eat a fortune cookie that i will just let it rock!

 

So eating some not the best chinese last night i got to thinkin, i have a silly little tradition for receiving fortune cookies, and i know everybody has their own ways, special or not, so here goes mine

 

i gained it through my mother, and it goes like this; You must recieve a fortune cookie from another, NOT take your own out of the bag, and then another little thing i do is eat the cookie before i read the tag, otherwise it will not come true! so anyways my fortune for the week is the number nine is lucky for me, so we`ll see how that goes....

 

So how do you eat a Fortune Cookie?

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Nick The Great Senior Enthusiast

Nick The Great

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We always open ours at the same time. :rollin:

 

My girlfriend always adds "in bed" to the end of the fortune. :idiot: Sometimes it's funny like, "You'll experience something new and different . . . in bed." Other times it's weird like "You will develop a new appreciation for music . . . in bed."

pennzoil29 Senior Enthusiast

pennzoil29

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My wife works at a Chinese restaraunt. I can't hardly stand the shit anymore. How ever, I wouldn't mind a piece of that tiny little thing she works for. That little bitch is hot. :rolleyes:

certifiedcustom Enthusiast

certifiedcustom

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We always open ours at the same time. :rolleyes:

 

My girlfriend always adds "in bed" to the end of the fortune. :lol: Sometimes it's funny like, "You'll experience something new and different . . . in bed." Other times it's weird like "You will develop a new appreciation for music . . . in bed."

 

 

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Darkanion Senior Enthusiast

Darkanion

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I usually just grab the one closest to me. A year or so ago, a friend of mine told me I was supposed to take the one that was "pointed towards me." I asked her "what if none are pointed towards me?" "Well, just take one!" So, I kept up with my usually habit of taking the one closest to me. :thumbs:

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txab Senior Enthusiast

txab

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My wife works at a Chinese restaraunt. I can't hardly stand the shit anymore. How ever, I wouldn't mind a piece of that tiny little thing she works for. That little bitch is hot. :lol:

:sigh::fume::lol:

GasHog369 Senior Enthusiast

GasHog369

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My girlfriend always adds "in bed" to the end of the fortune. :fume: Sometimes it's funny like, "You'll experience something new and different . . . in bed." Other times it's weird like "You will develop a new appreciation for music . . . in bed."

 

 

My family does the same thing except they always add in "between the sheets".. most of the time its funny :thumbs:

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