Fortune Cookies!

[L29er]

I would do a wider poll but there are probly sooooo many ways to open and eat a fortune cookie that i will just let it rock!

 

So eating some not the best chinese last night i got to thinkin, i have a silly little tradition for receiving fortune cookies, and i know everybody has their own ways, special or not, so here goes mine

 

i gained it through my mother, and it goes like this; You must recieve a fortune cookie from another, NOT take your own out of the bag, and then another little thing i do is eat the cookie before i read the tag, otherwise it will not come true! so anyways my fortune for the week is the number nine is lucky for me, so we`ll see how that goes....

 

So how do you eat a Fortune Cookie?

[Draenor]

I wish those lottery numbers would come true.....

[Nick The Great]

We always open ours at the same time.

 

My girlfriend always adds "in bed" to the end of the fortune. Sometimes it's funny like, "You'll experience something new and different . . . in bed." Other times it's weird like "You will develop a new appreciation for music . . . in bed."

[pennzoil29]

My wife works at a Chinese restaraunt. I can't hardly stand the shit anymore. How ever, I wouldn't mind a piece of that tiny little thing she works for. That little bitch is hot.

[L29er]

Nick thats a good idea! I`ll have to give it a shot next time...

[certifiedcustom]

We always open ours at the same time.

 

My girlfriend always adds "in bed" to the end of the fortune. Sometimes it's funny like, "You'll experience something new and different . . . in bed." Other times it's weird like "You will develop a new appreciation for music . . . in bed."

 

 

+1

[L29er]

Wow this poll was extremly popular here...................oh well

[wlvrn1215]

FAIL

[JoshRDavis.84]

We always make that you have to eat your fortune cookie before you read it, then we take turns reading them out loud and adding...in bed to the end.

[dietz4ibanez]

I dont eat them!

[Darkanion]

I usually just grab the one closest to me. A year or so ago, a friend of mine told me I was supposed to take the one that was "pointed towards me." I asked her "what if none are pointed towards me?" "Well, just take one!" So, I kept up with my usually habit of taking the one closest to me.

[DofD]

No special traditions here for eating fortune cookies.

[txab]

My wife works at a Chinese restaraunt. I can't hardly stand the shit anymore. How ever, I wouldn't mind a piece of that tiny little thing she works for. That little bitch is hot.

[grampadirt]

I'd start at her toes

[GasHog369]

My girlfriend always adds "in bed" to the end of the fortune. Sometimes it's funny like, "You'll experience something new and different . . . in bed." Other times it's weird like "You will develop a new appreciation for music . . . in bed."

 

 

My family does the same thing except they always add in "between the sheets".. most of the time its funny