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But, for that girl in the background,

 

Kinda looks like a dude. Look at the nose :D

 

 

Oh, crap. Then I would not :lol: . In the words of a smart guy, "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

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That gal from the weather channel? Looks like Hillary Clinton to me.

 

I was referring to this one. I know it was a stretch, but I was implying I would call and tell her you are her biggest fan, and that you want her picture signed.

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That gal from the weather channel? Looks like Hillary Clinton to me.

 

I was referring to this one. I know it was a stretch, but I was implying I would call and tell her you are her biggest fan, and that you want her picture signed.

 

 

Yeah, I'd love to have her picture autographed. Also, Obama's. :lol:

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Just so you all know, this story is in fact true.

 

I was there at the 4093rd mile, loading his truck up with salisbury steaks with Chuck Norris, and once we had it loaded, Chuck roundhouse kicked the truck the last 3907 miles to get the guy back home.

 

Just before doing so, Mr. Rogers checked the oil, and what came out of his mouth regarding the treatment of that truck wasn't neighborly.

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Just so you all know, this story is in fact true.

 

I was there at the 4093rd mile, loading his truck up with salisbury steaks with Chuck Norris, and once we had it loaded, Chuck roundhouse kicked the truck the last 3907 miles to get the guy back home.

 

Just before doing so, Mr. Rogers checked the oil, and what came out of his mouth regarding the treatment of that truck wasn't neighborly.

 

I love Mr. Rogers!! "have you lost your kitty?" "well, I have her." Dr.phil, billy mays, vince, arnold, vin, and judge judy. I love all the soundboards, although, it's been about a year since I've prank called someone with a soundboard.

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here is Fred..

 

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:lol:

 

 

I got stopped in West Virginia for transporting books and had to go to court. I got off on a technicality though: Nobody in the room could actually PROVE that they were books!

 

But I am certain that all of their vehicles had oil in the engines.

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