8000 Miles Without Oil

[Chuck Norris]

 

What's funny about this meter is that HP makes it. Who would've thought that HP would make something so great.

 

 

Good stuff my friend. Looks like you have everything under control here. I must go now and put the hurt on somebody else that is being stupid.

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I believe this thread is ending the way it started...full of sh!t.

 

What exactly do you expect? For us to actually have a non bullshit conversation about his engine running for 8000 miles without ANY oil?

[jrbartholomew]

i cant believe such a stupid thread and i was dumb enough to read my way through it,i have too much spare time

[lsuguy]

Signed up today & trolled the crap out of the forum with the ultimate BS story. Good Job!!!!!

 

I didn't even realize he signed up today.

We need a Mod to track his IP and find out which one of the members decided to have a good time today

[BigBlueLB756]

What good is that H/P bullshit meter if it's always pegged out like it would show on this forum? Kinda like Dems' plan of making everybody a millionaire.

 

I still like the goat.

[tunseeker1]

I think its a great story,but no one really understands what actually happened!

 

The Players-

Oil change place #1 (Franky)

Oil change place #2 (Jimmy)

Truck owner (Freddy)

Poor defenseless GMC truck. ( Emma, No DIC=She truck)

 

Franky does an oil change on Emma. He hired good guys and they do a good job. He isn't out to cheat anyone just make a little money to take care of his sick mom.

 

Freddy goes out and runs the crap outta emma on a "vacation". She thinks 8000 mile vacations should include a plane and a rental car not her running around like a red headed step-child.

 

Freddy gets home after a relaxing 250 hours of driving on a vacation and decides that maybe he should treat Emma to a day at the spa for being a good truck.

He could have stopped at one of the 18 fuel stops and opened the hood to check the oil but he doesn't really care about Emma that much, easier to let someone else do the work.

 

Emma goes in to get worked on by Jimmy and the crew. she isn't happy at all.

She sees them putting old oil into a poor old yugo 2 lifts over, Putting a patch on a hole in a sidewall on the tire machine, and a young guy thats all dirty getting into a new honda and burning up the clutch trying to spin the tires.

 

She is not happy at this shop at all. Why am I even here? she asks herself. We are home, why can't we go to the good shop across town?

 

Now Freddy is sitting up front feeling great about the $2.17 HE IS SAVING at this shop when they rush him into the office.

 

They tell him the Emma is a trooper that ran with NO OIL the entire trip.

The last shop is full of bad people and you should sue and put them out of business.

Then they tell him to sign this waiver because if the engine blows up its not their fault, never has been.

Those other cars that blew up weren't our problem either.

Our lawyers made us smart. Now we pre-blame someone else incase the idiots that work here forget something important and blow up your truck. It couldn't have been us because you admitted the truck was broken before we touched it. Who cares if we put used gear oil in your engine, we have our paper you signed.

 

Freddy gets excited because he is going to sue and get RICH .

He comes on a forum to tell everyone and gets made fun of.

 

Emma just sits in the driveway looking longingly at the Chevy across the street,that gets washed, cleaned and oil changes at the dealership.

 

She doesn't like thinking about auctions, but sometimes she wishes that the repo truck would come for her and let her go to a new home. Somewhere that the owners care about her and aren't afraid to fly.

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Damn, what a sad story! 

[tunseeker1]

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Yeah, abstinence classes are just a waste. Let's do it 21 century style, sighing waivers and sewing people everywhere. Then no one will ever have to work again, matter of fact, I'll think I'll personal sue Fred for lying on the Internet.

[tunseeker1]

Yeah, abstinence classes are just a waste. Let's do it 21 century style, sighing waivers and sewing people everywhere. Then no one will ever have to work again, matter of fact, I'll think I'll personal sue Fred for lying on the Internet.

 

Can't sue fred.By reading you signed a waiver

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Yeah, abstinence classes are just a waste. Let's do it 21 century style, sighing waivers and sewing people everywhere. Then no one will ever have to work again, matter of fact, I'll think I'll personal sue Fred for lying on the Internet.

 

Can't sue fred.By reading you signed a waiver

 

 

I could be a lawyer, cause actually on mistake, I wrote sighing a waiver. Which is not the same as signing a waiver. So sweet, my lack of correction skills has brought me much money, or at least potential money. 

[Black02Silverado]

This is one interesting thread.

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This is one interesting thread.

 

It sure has taken many turns. But, I like it. We get to talk about stuff that would normally be considered thread hijacking.

[SilveradoWV]

What Fred forgot to mention was that this was no vacation, it was actually an 8000 mile trip to pick up a truckload of salisbury steaks...

[miramichimudder]

I will tell you what happened.

 

1. When they finished draining and changing the filter, one of their own techs forgot to add oil and then they started the engine up and noticed something wrong, and decided to tell you that the prior place forgot to add oil so that they would not be liable for future problems.

 

 

This is exactly what I could see happening.