Joke Thread

[Chuck FB]

[Chuck FB]

Now THIS is one of those iconic Chevy's ! 

 

 

 

 

 

[customboss]

1 hour ago, Chuck FB said:

Now THIS is one of those iconic Chevy's ! 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s the 2027 Silverado redesign. 

[Chuck FB]

2 minutes ago, customboss said:

That’s the 2027 Silverado redesign. 

 

"Country of Origin, Mexico" ! 

 

And its got every option thrown on it, including the kitchen sink 

[Chuck FB]

Arizona bikers were riding South on the US-93 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Hoover Dam Bridge. So they stopped:
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the StateTrooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says. "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully. "I'm going to jump!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked. "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper and then says. "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you jumping?"
"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

[johnnyquick]

A woman says to her husband, I need $25k for a boob job, he says why do you want that?

She says to make em bigger, he says you don't need boob job you just need to rub some tissue paper between them a few times per day and that will work.

She says how will that possibly make them bigger?

He says I have no idea, but it sure as hell worked on your AZZ!

[Chuck FB]

[richard wysong]

They should go hang around the food stamp offices

[customboss]

SHORT STACK!  Keep walking. 
 

 

[customboss]

1 hour ago, richard wysong said:

They should go hang around the food stamp offices

Kinda like this? 
 

 

[Atlas]

[customboss]

Isn’t it MORONIC? 
 

 

 

[Atlas]

Too soon?

Too

[Chuck FB]

 

[Donstar]