Pussywhipped!

[Wolfmansbrudda]

Let’s hear your pussywhipped stories. Everyone has had a buddy (maybe a few buddies) who are/have been slaves to their girlfriends’ every command. If you have one, start your story off with “My __INSERT RELATION__ is so pussywhipped that he __INSERT STORY HERE__.” Random comments on the whipped individuals (or posters) are also welcomed.

 

I’ll start, here are three about my cousin. All true from the past 6 months. He’s got it real bad:

 

An LSU fan from birth who grew up in Louisiana, my cousin is so pussywhipped he went to an LSU vs West Virginia football game this past fall dressed head-to-toe in WVU garb. His gf goes to school at WVU.

 

My cousin is so pussywhipped he went willingly to a Lady Gaga concert with his gf and then tried lamely to tell me how awesome it supposedly was.

 

My cousin is so pussywhipped he ditched going out to dinner with his Mom because his girlfriend called and said she was coming home from college for a (unexpected) “surprise” visit. So he told his Mom to go ahead and go eat without him so he could sit around and wait for his gf to arrive.

 

[kstruckcountry]

My buddy is so pussywhipped, he's going to his girlfriend's basketball game instead of going deer hunting. WHIPPED!

[RyanbabZ71]

I sense resentment/jealousy

 

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[kstruckcountry]

lol the jealosy will be his when when get the turdy pointer

[00Silverado4x4]

Whipped? I'm not whipped, I already know that SHE wears the pants in the family....

[RyanbabZ71]

lol the jealosy will be his when when get the turdy pointer

 

 

WTF

 

Could you please translate because I have no idea what you just said. My 2 yr old speaks clearer than that

[KMGZ400]

“someone i know, is so pussywhipped that he got his girlfriends initials tattoed on his finger who is 16 and he is 18. and they have been going out for only a year....

[kstruckcountry]

I meant to say the jealousy will be his when we get the "turdy pointer"...

[jdubya]

Reminds me of this...

 

 

[therapy]

I gotta be honest - as a married guy with a kid, I no longer see the point of "pussywhipped" unless it's just ridiculous. Most of these aren't that big a deal (except maybe the tattoo one).

 

I had a friend who literally changed religions, dyed his hair bleach blond, got colored contacts, and started wearing ridiculous clothes (hipster/emo style) because he wanted to **** a girl. Then after like 3-4 months he finally bagged her, and the next day he told me how none of it was worth it. His exact words? "I don't know what I was thinking. It was just like sex with anybody else - good, but I spent like $500 on this ****ing jacket and I hate it."

[GPGuy]

I gotta be honest - as a married guy with a kid, I no longer see the point of "pussywhipped" unless it's just ridiculous. Most of these aren't that big a deal (except maybe the tattoo one).

 

I had a friend who literally changed religions, dyed his hair bleach blond, got colored contacts, and started wearing ridiculous clothes (hipster/emo style) because he wanted to **** a girl. Then after like 3-4 months he finally bagged her, and the next day he told me how none of it was worth it. His exact words? "I don't know what I was thinking. It was just like sex with anybody else - good, but I spent like $500 on this ****ing jacket and I hate it."

 

 

Wow that's pretty extreme! Funny but extreme. lol

[Daryl LBZ]

I gotta be honest - as a married guy with a kid, I no longer see the point of "pussywhipped" unless it's just ridiculous. Most of these aren't that big a deal (except maybe the tattoo one).

 

I had a friend who literally changed religions, dyed his hair bleach blond, got colored contacts, and started wearing ridiculous clothes (hipster/emo style) because he wanted to **** a girl. Then after like 3-4 months he finally bagged her, and the next day he told me how none of it was worth it. His exact words? "I don't know what I was thinking. It was just like sex with anybody else - good, but I spent like $500 on this ****ing jacket and I hate it."

 

 

Wow that's pretty extreme! Funny but extreme. lol

 

 

 

 

Haha I have to agree.

[WeRodeInTrucks1]

This is The "TURDY POINT BUCK"!

 

 

[Roofer]

I gotta be honest - as a married guy with a kid, I no longer see the point of "pussywhipped" unless it's just ridiculous. Most of these aren't that big a deal (except maybe the tattoo one).

 

I had a friend who literally changed religions, dyed his hair bleach blond, got colored contacts, and started wearing ridiculous clothes (hipster/emo style) because he wanted to **** a girl. Then after like 3-4 months he finally bagged her, and the next day he told me how none of it was worth it. His exact words? "I don't know what I was thinking. It was just like sex with anybody else - good, but I spent like $500 on this ****ing jacket and I hate it."

 

 

That's just an idiot if you ask me. Had a few friends like that. They usually end up with a monster for a wife. Either she is a demanding beach or big as a horse....... or both.

[Chris]

my ex room mate was so **** whipped, he left the shooting range because his girlfriend wanted to use his debit card to shop