Joke Thread

[MaverickZ71]

Just now, customboss said:

So?

 

happens.

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

A brunette went to a doctor's office and said that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," said the doctor.

"Show me." 

She took her finger, pressed on her elbow, and screamed in agony. 

She then touched her knee and let out a scream.

Everywhere she touched, it made her scream in horrible pain. 

The doctor said, "You're not really a brunette are you?" 

She said, "No, I dyed my hair.
I'm naturally blonde."

"I thought so," he said. 

"Your finger is broken."

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

Having finally gotten Stacey's tramp stamp tattoo for their fifth anniversary paid off, Billy Joe Bob celebrated by buying that Lambo he had always wanted.

 

[MaverickZ71]

[diyer2]

 

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[richard wysong]

My friend built a  temporary garage similar to that using tractor trailer trailers, Where it was on wheels he figured he didn't need a building permit but the building inspector disagreed and made him disassemble it

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[txab]

Looks like my '79 that I had up up until about 10 years ago. Still got my '80 that I bought brand new

[MaverickZ71]

5 hours ago, txab said:

Looks like my '79 that I had up up until about 10 years ago. Still got my '80 that I bought brand new

 

That video brought back a flood of memories. My Grandad was a retired building contractor, and a Chevy man, he kept his 76 C20 in the barn forever, and he made wooden toys. 

[MaverickZ71]

[txab]

Did you notice the truck in Chevy video had the Chevy door squeak opening/closing the door.

[MaverickZ71]

5 hours ago, txab said:

Did you notice the truck in Chevy video had the Chevy door squeak opening/closing the door.

 

Yes!