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16 hours ago, diyer2 said:

That's what I see. I don't get it.

Ok fellas it’s a Deer Horn ( rack) stuck in tire. 

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13 minutes ago, customboss said:

Ok fellas it’s a Deer Horn ( rack) stuck in tire. 

 

That's just sad/unforunate. It would be more funny if the tractor was a John Deere.

 

I'll see myself out.

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22 hours ago, txab said:

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I'm waiting in a Burger King for my order when two young adults enter. It's hot and they are in hoodies. Seemed they both work there. First asks for his check. The second looking at the floor is absorbing his bosses scolding for not showing up to work on some day ending in Y. He mumbles he didn't know he was supposed to be there. She asked if he had worked the night before. "Yes", he replied. She continues to tell him it is his responsibility to look at the schedule. His reply? "Why?" Her reply, 'Then don't come back for anything but your last check." :crackup:

 

First guy then askes he manager if his sister could have her job back. She tells me after he leaves the entire shift walked out on her on some other day ending in Y and now they are begging to come back. 

 

My dad slapped that nonsense out of me before I could sit up. What a way to run a ship. 

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diyer2 Senior Enthusiast

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The blame isn't all the kids, the parents were part of this.

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4 hours ago, diyer2 said:

George-Carlin-recognized-American-Nightmare-years-before-anyone-else

 

Sadly true. Grifters supporting the biggest grifters of all time and the little people vote to cut their own throats. 

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