Joke Thread

xranger90 · July 20, 2023

On 7/11/2023 at 7:42 AM, MaverickZ71 said:

Very powerful fuses!

diyer2 · July 20, 2023

KARNUT · July 20, 2023

55 minutes ago, diyer2 said:

That’s a fact. I can imagine my father going 1…..2…… DEFCON 5 if the look didn’t work.

Grumpy Bear · July 20, 2023

3 hours ago, diyer2 said:

A single shot from the back side of my father's LARGE BONEY weathered hand around age 14 should have been enough, but, I'm a slow learner. A second at age 16 delivered like a Sonny Liston contract put a period on that chapter of life. Dad does not like to repeat himself, be ignored, challenged or disobeyed. Neither time did he do so in anger and both times I had it coming. The second time I had a shot cocked that never left the launch tube. I did leave me feet on the way to the floor and caught two more in midair for my thought of hitting him. Dude is fast. Yea, it was over a girl and the phone. Stupid me. Man's my only hero.