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On 5/12/2024 at 4:34 AM, MaverickZ71 said:

Umm, on second thought, I"ll just hold it. 

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Lol! My kidneys will hold it automatically.

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Chuck Norris went into a feminist rally, he came out with a sandwich and an ironed shirt.

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That’s the future of road side assistance. Instead of a can of gas you get a charge. Instead of a few hours of waiting for the man to show up with gas. You add charging time. It seems new and improve these days means more hassle. Streaming TV for instance. I had direct tv dish for 25 years. It was perfect. It got expensive so I tried direct tv stream. No dish but you need good wi-fi. So ultimately you save maybe 25$ for more hassle. The little things like fast forward, pause, rewind are erratic. And it’s wi-fi dependent. Don’t get me started on smart TV. The new things that are becoming more prevalent on vehicles. Lane keep, automatic brakes and my favorite start stop technology. All things we would have taken the vehicle to the dealer years ago. Is called new and improved these days. And people get all giddy about it. If you want a vehicle that drives you, take a bus.

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