Joke Thread

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

@newdude?

 

[customboss]

[MaverickZ71]

The high gas prices finally hit Hazzard County. 

 

[richard wysong]

Wheres the rebel flag?

[MaverickZ71]

[customboss]

Not a joke. Watch video.

 

 

Bataan death march survivor at 102

 

 

This is a joke: 

Edited May 27, 2024 by customboss

[MaverickZ71]

[diyer2]

[MaverickZ71]

A Livestock agent stopped by my ranch this morning.

“I need to inspect your animals for the Bird Flu," he said.

“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there,” I said.

The Livestock officer snapped, saying “Do you know who the hell I am!?

I have the authority of the federal government with me,” he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket.

“Do you see this freaking badge, dadgummit!!?

This badge means, "I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever I want, have I made myself clear!?”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. 

A short while later, I heard loud screams, looked up and saw the Livestock agent running for his life from my angry bull. 

With each step, the bull was gaining ground and it sure looked like he'd be gored before he could get to the fence line.

The agent looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,

“Your badge, show him your freaking badge, dadgummit!!

[diyer2]

 

[txab]

1 hour ago, diyer2 said:

 

I love it!

 

I had one solicitor recently, wouldn't take no for answer, starting getting belligerent...... until i turned just enough for him to see I was putting my hand on my pistol. Reported him to the cops as he didn't have the required documentation to solicit. This is what the City wants us to do. Also sent the porch video to the cops to match up with my phone report.

[txab]

Watch the political stuff going forward. Been a lot of stuff deleted in several threads. Some things that have been posted today, while you may think it's funny, actually has the effect of only starting arguments.

[KARNUT]

5 hours ago, txab said:

Watch the political stuff going forward. Been a lot of stuff deleted in several threads. Some things that have been posted today, while you may think it's funny, actually has the effect of only starting arguments.

I’m guilty. It’s tough I fall for the bait. I’ll refrain as best I can. There can’t be a reasonable outcome. No minds will be persuaded either way.

[txab]

6 hours ago, KARNUT said:

I’m guilty. It’s tough I fall for the bait. I’ll refrain as best I can. There can’t be a reasonable outcome. No minds will be persuaded either way.

We've all slipped a bit lately. Need to dial it back