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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

 

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

 

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.

 

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

 

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

 

AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

 

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

 

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

 

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

 

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

 

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

 

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

 

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

 

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

 

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

 

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

 

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

 

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

 

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

 

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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Ok Grumps, that was the most entertaining part of the 179 pages so far!!! Keep up the good work.

There wasn’t a chicken. The chicken is watching fake news and is afraid of the chicken bug. So the chicken is staying home. The chicken is a young chicken with no real cause of concern. The chicken doesn’t know that though because of chicken fear. Because a she’s a chicken. Unfortunately the chicken doesn’t have common sense. There’s lots of chickens like this chicken. Unfortunately the chicken doesn’t need to cross the road. There’s no more jobs for the chicken. Don’t be a chicken.

 

 

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Now they’re trying to say she was set up by the salon. Absolutely delusional. And what’s even scarier is people will back her
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4 hours ago, mikemcclain8 said:

Ok Grumps, that was the most entertaining part of the 179 pages so far!!! Keep up the good work.

Spin spin spin....it's all spin Mike. 

Button button whose got the button.

Ever play that? They are with the truth. 

They being all of they

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1 hour ago, RyanbabZ71 said:

Now they’re trying to say she was set up by the salon.

Well.............was she? PROOF either way is good. Conjecture is not.

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How could she possibly be set up? What, did they chloroform her, drag her into the salon, pull her mask off and give her a hairdo?!?
 

No matter what, she was breaking rules she herself has been forcing down everyone else’s throats. She knew it and didn’t care, just like all the rest of ‘em. I think like 25% of the posts in this thread are stories of hypocritical Democrats, why be surprised when she’s another...

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1 hour ago, OnTheReel said:

How could she possibly be set up? What, did they chloroform her, drag her into the salon, pull her mask off and give her a hairdo?!?
 

No matter what, she was breaking rules she herself has been forcing down everyone else’s throats. She knew it and didn’t care, just like all the rest of ‘em. I think like 25% of the posts in this thread are stories of hypocritical Democrats, why be surprised when she’s another...

Lol i get a good laugh at anyone making excuses for her, she controls this city but yet acts surprised by her own dracona rules and regulations crippling it currently.

 

Her telling the press after they asked her if she owes an apology to the people and more specifically the business owners of her city shut down by her stupidity, she said without hesitation " NO I DON'T"!  Pretty much says it all, not only that she decided while her fake teeth are falling out of her mouth as she tries to speak saying that in fact she feels the salon owner owes her an apology lol.....

 

These leftist people are really something else, she truly lives in her own little world.

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Yeah, and of course the mob is following along. Making threats, leaving bad reviews. Kids that hate old, white rich people doing the dirty work of a 116 year old white millionaire. Go figure.


You can almost guarantee this hair stylist from San Fran is a liberal. Unfortunately she’s learning a hard lesson about how her people really operate. Once you get fed up with their hypocrisy and stand up for something, you are done. 

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Yeah, and of course the mob is following along. Making threats, leaving bad reviews. Kids that hate old, white rich people doing the dirty work of a 116 year old white millionaire. Go figure.

You can almost guarantee this hair stylist from San Fran is a liberal. Unfortunately she’s learning a hard lesson about how her people really operate. Once you get fed up with their hypocrisy and stand up for something, you are done. 

Seriously. I don’t know what else it’s going to take for people to wake up. Orange man bad syndrome must be incurable.


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I always laugh when I hear someone from the left say “Orangeman”. Isn’t that Judging by color(racist)? Seems to be the lefts end all comment but they’re always the offender


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I watched the videos. Read the reporters thoughts. Meh......garbage news. Only thing I though believable was the reporters insistence on another human beings perfection. Demanding what he himself is incapable of doing. Sounds like a reporter. 

 

Should' a , could' a , would' a and a dime and you still couldn't buy a cup of coffee.....or tell anything definitive from the film and report other than everyone concerned is acting like they are about five years old. Spin spin spin. Rubbish. 

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Talk about spin!
 

Nobody is expecting perfection, maybe just a little consistency here. Or I dunno, maybe an apology? Instead of “THEY SET ME UP”! Heard five year olds use that one, right?


 

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Talk about spin!
 
Nobody is expecting perfection, maybe just a little consistency here. Or I dunno, maybe an apology? Instead of “THEY SET ME UP”! Heard five year olds use that one, right?

 

After watching what they do to judges, politicians, news columnist, talking heads or anyone who dare to question them. This isn’t a surprise.


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