Joke Thread

[customboss]

20 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

Despite customboss' best (lame) efforts, the reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. 

 

Hide the women, children, and small furry animals!

 

Hey dude I am just a inmate here too. No power or requests of any kind made or listened to. NO joke ! 

[MaverickZ71]

A brunette called her car customer service saying she could only drive her car during the day. 

 

During the night, the car wouldn't move at all.

 

A mobile mechanic came out to inspect the vehicle but couldn't find anything wrong with it.

 

Eventually he asked her if there was anything different she does when trying to drive at night.

 

She said, "Of course, I'm not stupid. I'm using D during the day and the N during the night!"

 

He said, "You are not really a brunette are you?

 

She said, "No, I dyed my hair."

 

Edited July 24, 2024 by MaverickZ71

[MaverickZ71]

Did you hear about the newlywed husband that was killed by a grizzly bear on his honeymoon?

 

He didn't suffer long--they were only married for nine days. 

Edited July 24, 2024 by MaverickZ71

[MaverickZ71]

Only the old timers will see what's wrong with this ad. 

 

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

[txab]

1 hour ago, MaverickZ71 said:

Unfortunately this is funny. Wished it wasn't. I'm glad we are able to laugh about it though

[HoosierZ]

3 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

Only the old timers will see what's wrong with this ad. 

 

 
Oh crap! I’m an old timer and I didn’t realize it until now. Lol

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

First day of zucchini season. 

 

[MaverickZ71]

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

(even funnier in front of the background sign )

[MaverickZ71]

 

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