Joke Thread

[txab]

1 hour ago, MaverickZ71 said:

"You don't have to agree with everybody and everybody doesn't have to agree with you"

 

AFTER 2+ YEARS, THE FINALLY AGREES WITH US!

 

 

Note from mod: (Can't use the "R"word". That's one that is frowned on)

Not sure how to take what you said. Not a matter of agree/disagree. I  mostly don't read much of the political stuff on here. I hear it other places, so don't need another dose. Pretty predictable what some will post because their beliefs don't change. You're not going to convince anyone on here to change their minds.  Each side views things through their own experiences. What some keyboard warrior types probably won't make a difference. Now someone might learn a thing or two as they move forward

 

You don't see me posting every time on political or religion topics, I really don't want to spend the time.

 

Posts aren't moderated on agree/disagree basis. I really don't care what your opinions are on politics. I only care that this place doesn't melt down and become unusable. Free speech really doesn't exist here per say. Site Guidelines clearly state: " All posts, topics, and uploads become property of GM-Trucks.com and/or Silikhan Publishing Group, LLC.  Posts may be deleted for any reasons the forum administrators deem reasonable." Posts are moderated based on what the site guidelines say.

 

If you want a free-for-all, just hit up Facebook. It's a lovely place for BS. Personally I only view reels of cats and stupid people doing stupid things

 

I mentioned this maybe in this thread or the Peckish thread, posts generally get removed because a thread gets hijacked off it's intended subject. Now that might not bother you, but some people are bothered, especially when you ruin some guy's thread on why is his truck broken.

 

Now this is off topic section, thread is supposed to be about humor. I get messages wondering why the thread is now another subject. Fortunately the worst for having very poor attitudes don't come around anymore. At least they're not here to do personal attacks on members.

 

Well, I've rambled on, have said probably nothing. Time for cats on Facebook or maybe Youtube 

[diyer2]

txab, Thanks

Exactly what I've said for a long time.

[MaverickZ71]

Travis Kelce, a professional football player invited his girlfriend, Taylor Swift to watch him play in last year super bowl. She had great seats, right behind her boyfriend's team bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "Especially the colorful uniforms and all the big muscles, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other over .25¢ cents?"
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like hello, it's only 25 cents!”

[customboss]

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

Rarer than a Bigfoot sighting

 

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

A homeless guy asked me for money today,
so I looked in my pocket for change, but all I had on me was a $100 bill. I thought to myself 
"Do I really want this $100 going towards alcohol, gambling and wild women?...Nope, not today!!" So I gave him the $100.

[diyer2]

 

[txab]

4 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

This is me currently 

 

That's my Tupperware

[customboss]

[customboss]

My favorite Donkey gets a new squeeze toy. 
 

 

[customboss]

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

I want one.