Joke Thread

[MaverickZ71]

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Brandon likes his new underhood light. But he still can't tell where the smoke is coming from . . . 

 

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[MaverickZ71]

Ask for Nikki . . .

 

[customboss]

On 3/1/2024 at 7:35 PM, Grumpy Bear said:

I went to the Drive in to watch "Up in Smoke" about a dozen times before I saw the movie. 

While you were smokin' I was strokin' gawd bless corn fed Indiana gals......

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[customboss]

[customboss]

On 3/5/2024 at 2:41 PM, MaverickZ71 said:

 

Edited March 8, 2024 by customboss

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[diyer2]

Got some new speakers to support my audio addiction. 

 

Edited March 10, 2024 by diyer2

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[MaverickZ71]

Two ladies were talking in heaven.

“Hi! my name is Janet, what is your name?”

“I'm Sherry. It's nice to meet you. Can I ask you how you died?”

“Sure, I froze to Death.”

“How horrible!” responded Sherry.

“It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

Sherry responded, “I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

Janet said, “So, what happened?”

She continued, “I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. 

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

Janet said, “Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... we'd both still be alive.”

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