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1 hour ago, MaverickZ71 said:

When you see it

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Is that on a brand new truck at the dealer??  😆

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On 2/17/2024 at 8:18 PM, MaverickZ71 said:

Trying to solve an electrical problem in a new vehicle be like

 

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richard wysong Senior Enthusiast

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How do you suppose they tightened them lugnuts? The socket won't go over the shoulder, you think that may have been a clue. LoL

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1 hour ago, richard wysong said:

How do you suppose they tightened them lugnuts? The socket won't go over the shoulder, you think that may have been a clue. LoL

 

Never underestimate an idiot. 

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10 hours ago, Grumpy Bear said:

 

Never underestimate an idiot. 

 

I look in the mirror every morning and say the same thing......  🙃

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MaverickZ71 Senior Enthusiast

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The new Chinese-sourced spark plugs ordered on Ebay just arrived. Not sure about the apparent press-in installation, though. 😳

 

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Donstar Senior Enthusiast

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On 2/20/2024 at 1:07 AM, MaverickZ71 said:

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Technology and/or vision is hampering my ability to see this clearly.  I assume it's not a fork and knife ? 

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3 minutes ago, Grumpy Bear said:

 

Oh. it's a fork and knife. Donner Party - Wikipedia Sad American saga of Cannibalism.

 

Must admit it was above my intellectual level, no matter how I looked at it I didn't get the joke.......thanks for explaining the sick humor.  😆

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Brian, please don't belittle your intellect, you must be a good man that looks for the good in people and doesn't focus on negativity, that's the reason the sick humor wasn't readily apparent to you. Suddenly, I don't feel so go about myself 🤔.

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KARNUT Senior Enthusiast

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I’ve seen that at exits before when it’s a mom and pop establishment. And only one. It could be a coincidence. 

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