Joke Thread

[diyer2]

I only watch football and that's for a time killer and it's free. I've been to 2 pro sporting events. Just a dumb way to spend money IMO.  

[MaverickZ71]

This week be like

 

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Teacher: How old is your father.
Kid: He is 6 years 
Teacher: What? How is that possible?
Kid: He only became a father when I was born.

 

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria

 

Teacher: Glen, How do you spell 'Crocodile?'
Glen: K r o k o d i a l
Teacher: No, that is wrong.
Glen: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

 

Teacher: David, What is the chemical formula of water?
David: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
David: Yesterday you said it was
H to O

 

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
David: No sir; It's the same dog.

 

Teacher: Darren, What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Darren: A Teacher.

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[Grumpy Bear]

18 minutes ago, MaverickZ71 said:

 

OMG is that funny or what. No emoji for this. 

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[Silverado4x4]

Police office pulls over a older couple for speeding as the officer walks up to the car the man is hollering at the wife the man puts the window down and continues to argue with the wife the officer asks the woman miss does he always holler at you? she says no only when he has been drinking.

Edited January 21, 2024 by Silverado4x4

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