Joke Thread

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

I got in trouble last night.
My wife came home late last night and when she opened the bedroom door she saw four legs from under the blankets instead of two. She grabbed her baseball bat and started beating the covers as hard as she could. 
When she was finished she went down to the kitchen to get a drink. That's where she saw me sitting reading a book. I said, "Hi darling, your parents came to visit us, so I let them stay in our room.
Did you say hello?"

[Grumpy Bear]

On 1/15/2025 at 2:39 AM, MaverickZ71 said:

 

About the same as the number of pancakes it would take to paper a dog house if rowing that canoe upstream and the wheels fell off. 

 

13 dummy. There are no bones in ice cream. 

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[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

BREAKING NEWS:

 

The Buffalo Bills were just called for Roughing the Passer next week against Kansas City.

[Grumpy Bear]

11 minutes ago, MaverickZ71 said:

BREAKING NEWS:

 

The Buffalo Bills were just called for Roughing the Passer next week against Kansas City.

 

Pretty sure bad calls go both ways. 

 

14 minutes ago, MaverickZ71 said:

 

We could, but do I want to?

  

 

Is it wrong to miss points and carburetors and good old Top Loader? 

[MaverickZ71]

1 hour ago, Grumpy Bear said:

 

Pretty sure bad calls go both ways. 

 

 

We could, but do I want to?

  

 

Is it wrong to miss points and carburetors and good old Top Loader? 

 

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer? 

 

Toploader? Is that a MoFoCo kind of deal, or is she the head dancer down at BigUns gentlemens club?  

 

[MaverickZ71]

1 hour ago, MaverickZ71 said:

 

Once in a while, Grumpy gets the point!

[Grumpy Bear]

3 hours ago, MaverickZ71 said:

 

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer? 

 

Toploader? Is that a MoFoCo kind of deal, or is she the head dancer down at BigUns gentlemens club?  

 

 

Top Loader is a shift I can get behind. Richmond Gear or Doug Nash have nice variations.

The M20 or M21 and BW T-10, nah. .  

Okay I guess the M21 isn't all that bad.

[MaverickZ71]

6 hours ago, Grumpy Bear said:

 

Top Loader is a shift I can get behind. Richmond Gear or Doug Nash have nice variations.

The M20 or M21 and BW T-10, nah. .  

Okay I guess the M21 isn't all that bad.

 

My car has a BW Super T-10.  Funny thing is, Pontiac still used the RPO code of M21, which led some to think it was the old Rock Crusher, until they discovered it didn't whine and it shifted more smoothly. 

[MaverickZ71]

I just emailed myself a copy of the Constitution and Bill of Rights so the FBI, CIA, and NSA could read it.

Edited January 21, 2025 by MaverickZ71

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