Joke Thread

[Grumpy Bear]

[diyer2]

[Fuelie]

Why can't you trust a ATOM?

 

They make up everything 

Tom

[Grumpy Bear]

[diyer2]

[Grumpy Bear]

At first the medical community thought COVID was spread by the oral orifice. But with people masking their mouth and leaving the nose exposed and people still becoming infected they agreed it certainly must be the nasal orifice.  Then people started to ignore all mandates and guess what? It's spread by a bunch of rectal orifices. 

Edited April 8, 2021 by Grumpy Bear

[diyer2]

[Donstar]

This question really made me give my head a shake after I gave up.  I'll post the answer later in case your brain also experiences temporary failure!    "What word becomes shorter after you add two letters to it?"

[Fuelie]

Short?

[Donstar]

17 hours ago, Fuelie said:

Short?

Yes.   

[JimCost2014]

Makes sense

 

[Donstar]

Someone sent me this yesterday.  I doubt the originator appreciates that the humor of this meme was different to what I suspect was intended!  I had an absolutely fabulous Father's Day but I know there is more than my appreciation of motorcycles preventing me from achieving equal recognition of motherhood!

 

[skrat]

Not quite a joke, but I got a chuckle out of this woman's writing. Plus sweet photos of lambos and ferraris: https://thezoeverse.com/italian-cars-and-cocaine/

[Grumpy Bear]

What are you if you're an inclined plane helically wound around a central axis? 

Edited June 23, 2021 by Grumpy Bear

[TxVet33]

2 minutes ago, Grumpy Bear said:

What are you if you're in inclined plane helically wound around a central axis? 

a retro-incabulator with the inner splines undone toward the framis end of the frame...  in layman's term u r fubar.