Joke Thread

[diyer2]

 

[diyer2]

 

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

2 hours ago, diyer2 said:

 

And $1 education, along with $.50 talent and experience. 

[MaverickZ71]

I had 2 tickets for the Taylor Swift concert in my truck and someone broke my window and left me 4 more.

Be safe out there!

[diyer2]

 

[Grumpy Bear]

Did you hear about the two silkworms that raced? 

 

It ended in a tie! 

 

 

[Grumpy Bear]

[customboss]

[MaverickZ71]

Earlier today I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker stepped up next to me.

 

He grabbed my drink and gulped it down in one swig.

 

He said very rudely, "Well, what are you going to do about it punk?" 

 

I said, "Oh man this is the worst day of my life, I'm a complete failure.

 

I was late for a meeting this morning and my boss fired me.

 

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have insurance.

 

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. Then, I found my wife with another man and my own dog bit me.

 

I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. 

 

So, I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it and was sitting here watching the poison dissolve,

 

then you showed up and drank the whole thing! 

 

But, enough about me.

 

How is your day going?"

 

[diyer2]

 

[diyer2]

 

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

If you get a link that says nude cheerleader photos, don't opin it. 

 

It is a virus wich deactivates your spelcheck and skrews up you riting. 

 

I also receibed it but lukily I dint opin it. Please warm you frends.

 

[MaverickZ71]